Sebastian at The First Slate has stumbled upon that elusive video in which some Sallies boys get dumb Padua girls to sign a petition to end women’s suffrage.
There’s something about dumb chicks that just makes them really hot. Of course, I wouldn’t want to marry a dumb chick. Or a chick that went to Padua, for that matter. But some hot, sweaty, anti-Catholic rough sex would be pretty cool with these Padua girls (provided they reach the age of 18, that is!).
Girls! Pay attention. Jay Rock’s pilot shoot is tonight. If you’re over 18 and kinda-sorta hot and can get down with your freaky selves, then consider coming out to party tonight.
Jay’s pilot is called Bangin’ Basements. Here are some details, as provided by your gracious host, Mr. Jay Rock. PS…I’m a grammar/spelling/punctuation NUT, but I’m not even going to attempt to clean this one up!
the pilot is for a tv show called “bangin basements” shooting for the E ! channel and mtv2. we are seeking individuals at least 18 yrs of age, mostly female, for a “mock” basement party. anyone in this first shoot will also be given a pass for the actual show tapings for the network. each week the host goes around to different basement parties thrown by the home owners. they are awarded points for the type of drinks they serve, their guests, food and all around vibe. some house parties have a dj, some have bands, comedians, dancers, magicians, etc. each house receives their score to advance to the final rounds. the winner receives 250,000.00. cash. the shoot will take place next friday march 31 at 8:30 pm-10:30 pm. if you have not submitted a photo, you must do so by wed. march 29th. you must also keep this e mail as verification that you are on the list.
Forget the photo part. Jay’s just looking for some people to party. Tonight 8:30. C’mon, Delaware! If it’s any added bonus, I’m catering with an obscene array of finger foods.
Posted by Mike Matthews in The Hott Spott at 11:59 AM PST
Three strong earthquakes and several aftershocks reduced villages to rubble in western. Iran early Friday, killing at least 66 people and injuring about 1,200 others, officials said.
At least 13 tremors jolted the mountainous region throughout the night, Tehran University’s Geophysics Institute said.
All the bad things happening in the Islamic world, you’d think they’d get the message. This is a direct message from Allah, no doubt, telling them to wise up and a) stop building nu-cu-lar weapons and b) embrace the cartoons!
Posted by Mike Matthews in General at 10:29 AM PST
Only in America are those responsible for this never held accountable:
Caption: Nguyen Thi Van Long, 20, with birth defects believed to be caused by Agent Orange, works in her classroom at the Friendship Village on the outskirts of Hanoi, Vietnam on Wednesday, March 29, 2006. Civilians and Vietnam war veterans from several countries held a two-day conference to plead for recognition of health problems they say are associated with Agent Orange, the chemical defoliant U.S. forces sprayed during the war. (AP Photo/Richard Vogel)
Of course, crimes against humanity are never substantial when committed by us. Only if crimes involve death squads on the order of Saddam Hussein or Fidel Castro.
In the largest scientific test of its kind, heart surgery patients showed no benefit when strangers prayed for their recovery.
And patients who knew they were being prayed for had a slightly higher rate of complications. The researchers could only guess why.
$2.4 million was spent on this “research?” Jesus Christ, what fucking idiots. Religious folk are so quick to decide what’s morally obscene in this world. I’ll tell you what’s morally obscene…spending millions on such ridiculous tripe. At that cost, a couple patients could have received full-blown heart transplants. 100% guaranteed to be more effective than some braindead Christian offering you “prayer” for full recovery.
I’ve got a sack of beans over here I’m selling real cheap…guaranteed to grow in the fertile shit these religious zealots excrete.
Posted by Mike Matthews in Religion at 10:05 PM PST
Gov. Ruth Ann Minner will undergo a follow-up evaluation at Kent General Hospital tomorrow after passing a kidney stone last week.
Dr. Vincent Lobo, of Harrington, said Minner, 71, is in “good health overall” but needs to go back into the hospital for an evaluation he described as “routine” following a bout with a kidney stone.
Here’s hoping she gets a lengthy rectal lavage. I think the same shit she shits has been spewing out of her mouth and clogging her ears for the past six years.
The old girl’s quite fragile, though. Seems she was placed on bed rest for a cold and laryngitis back in October. And she’s had a knee replaced. I guess that would explain her fondness for rapist prisoners.
So what are June Eisley and her scandalous group-mates up to these days? Well, if it’s not a protest/vigil on the I-95/Delaware Avenue overpass, then it’s the initiation of a totally thugged-out “Peace Posse,” complete with hostile Muslim black men and the women (Liz Allen) who adore them!
From Pacem in Terris’ email, here’s the scoop on the Peace Posse:
We have formed a Peace Posse that will be following [US Sen. Joe] Biden, [US Sen. Tom] Carper, and [US Rep. Mike] Castle whenever they appear at local events.
Nothing is being done by any of them to end this gawdawful war, so our committee decided to make sure they see our message whenever we know they are appearing somewhere. We will be outside with signs and our large banner that says:
YOU GOT US INTO IRAQ — NOW, GET US OUT !!!
When appropriate, we will also go inside and ask questions about the war.
If you can join our posse, send an email back to me and I’ll tell you the first two places we will be going – the first one is next Monday, April 3rd. You don’t have to be available each time we go somewhere – you’ll just be informed where and when we will be doing this and if you are available, you can join us.
Also, if you know of any meeting or event that any of them will be attending, please let us know.
Vegan subs and pot-laced brownies to be served immediately following each gathering, I hope. Maybe someone needs to alert Pacem in Terris to this little tidbit: Our representatives aren’t actually representing US in Washington. If we wrote checks as big as AstraZeneca or Valero, then perhaps, but until then our votes will mean about as much as those kisses political candidates dole out to ugly babies two days before elections.
So pass the brownies. Ah, hell…fuck the middleman and pass me the whole damn bong! Just make sure the bong water’s passed through a Brita filter!
I guess I’m now part of the “Blame America First” crowd because I’m blaming our nation for the fucked-up shit going on in Iraq now. We started the mess. How in the world will we end it?
Conservatives…flame me! Liberals…agree with me! All in the comments section, please!
Posted by Mike Matthews in Common Sense at 6:22 PM PST
Nothing like a pre-election Teabag for a Republican candidate in any political race in Delaware. Ferris Wharton has been positively received by many on both sides of the aisle. Delaware’s own uber-Leftist blogger Dana Garrett at Delaware Watch even has kind words, as do other local media representatives. So much for that “liberal media” claim Republicans love to throw about!
Just a sampling of what’s been said about Wharton:
“He is immensely talented. He brings great maturity of judgment and unparalleled courtroom experience in prosecuting cases in Delaware.” –US Attorney Colm Connolly
“I don’t think there is a more qualified individual in the state of Delaware to occupy that post. He knows his way around the criminal justice system in the state of Delaware better than any single individual that lives here.” –Robert Fahey (brother of Anne Marie Fahey) on WGMD’s Ron Letterman Show
“Inarguably the most experienced prosecutor in Delaware.” –King of Delaware right-wing talk, Rick Jensen
“When you look at the sum items, the length of the sum, the age issue, and also the local experience of the Democrat versus the Republican – this has to be the worst news possible for the Beau Biden campaign.” –Queen of Inconsequential Local News, Nancy Karibjanian, of Delaware Tonight’s Political Perspectives
“I think the Republicans have gotten a really top-notch candidate …” –Former News Journal Editorial Page Editor John Taylor turned policy nut for the Chamber of Commerce
“Everybody’s concerned about law enforcement and fighting the bad guys – well, Ferris Wharton has been doing that for a very, very long time.” –WILM host John Watson
Things are looking good for Wharton. However, if things should take a turn for the worst, at least he got his nuts licked and his dick ego stroked by a couple big-wig Delaware politicos.
A 72-year-old New Castle man accused of e-mailing pornographic pictures of children has been arrested after a tip from a nationwide Internet service provider, police reported Monday.
Thomas G. Thompson was charged with 15 counts of sexual exploitation of a child, 15 counts of using a computer to unlawfully depict a child engaged in a prohibited sexual act and 15 counts of possessing child pornography, said state police spokesman Cpl. Jeffry C. Oldham.
My only question would be: What does his wife, if living, look like? Because this type of behavior may be acceptable is she’s a stank-ugly ho! Seriously, though, more frightening is AOL’s scanning attachments of member emails:
AOL has the capability of screening attachments to all outgoing e-mail messages from its subscribers and flagging child pornography identified in previous criminal investigations, according to court documents.
Just one MORE reason to get rid of AOL. I hear Gmail and Hotmail allow unfettered exchanges of kiddie porn featuring a grown Gary Coleman and the Olsen Twins.
The perpetually hot Keeley, who I’ve personally witnessed on the Stairmaster at the Walnut Street YMCA, is sponsoring House Bill 360, which would “add violent video games to Delaware’s obscenity statute.” At first glance, Keeley’s Bill seems admirable, though I don’t know if she herself understands its purpose. Instead of commenting on why she believes children shouldn’t be able to purchase this filth, Keeley offers up this tasty non sequitur:
“We’re going to say that it’s not right to beat the crap out of a woman,” Keeley said. “It’s up to us to make that decision.”
So Keeley’s taken this bill from one that denies little shits the right to purchase the game and turns it into an anti-woman-beating screed? Does anyone else think it’s right to beat the shit out of a bitch? Of course not! That’s why we have video games! Men need to release our tensions in some way, and if it’s on some digital, chlamydia-infected whore wearing leopard-print, then so be it. If this were about abuse, then perhaps Keeley should look to amend already-existing bills on the matter.
Some against the proposed legislation include the Motion Picture Association of America. Odd, considering the MPAA has their own ratings system in place to deny those under 17 the ability to see an R-rated feature without an accompanying adult. Shouldn’t consistency dictate that the MPAA be with Keeley on this matter? Should retailers be allowed to sell M-rated (for mature players only) video games to children, while at the same time denying them entry to R-rated films sans adults? Maybe there’s more to this bill I’m not getting. You know my fat ass is too lazy to read that shit, so fill me in with all the juicy details.
What seems obvious is that most of these games aren’t purchased by children. I know of several area retailers who strictly enforce corporate policies specifically denying the sale of these games, like Grand Theft Auto, to minors. As quoted in the Journal article, it seems parents are the ones mostly buying the games:
“Eighty-three percent of these games are bought for children by parents,” [video software representative Sean] Bersell said, adding that parents “need to set limits.”
Bersell said he walked into a New Castle County Best Buy store and found the store had clearly posted its policies — a warning to minors and parents alike.
If anything, it seems enforcement of this bill, should it be signed into law, will prove to be the toughest aspect. If stores are already doing a fairly adequate job of self-regulation in making sure children don’t grab hold of these games, then what’s the next step? Does Ms. Keeley propose armed militia entering the homes of civilians to seize these salacious products? If it’s Ms. Keeley doing the door-busting, then I propose she hit my house first. I’ll prepare the pink champagne and caviar!
I just thought it was funny the first comment of Keeley’s that The News Journal printed had absolutely nothing to do with the issue at hand. Helene, baby…I know your hot feminist booty hasn’t taken your husband, Michael Green’s, last name. Come see me. I’ll have you BEGGING to take my last name.
Most of you know of my continued cheerleading of the Delaware locals from the locally-produced and broadcast The Hott Spott. Well, it seems host JayRock has landed a preliminary pilot deal with E! Television. In short, E! has asked JayRock to produce a pilot for a TV show.
He’s got some crafty things up his sleeve and he’s asked for my help in trying to recruit some folk to come to the taping. Details are scant at this point. I do know the taping will take place Friday, March 31 from about 8-10:30 pm at a (currently) undisclosed location. Jay says your only job will be to “show up and party.” Booze and food will be provided. ID will be checked.
For those interested in attending, please email Jay at comcastshows@hotmail.com for all the details.
If you loved VH1’s “I Love the 80s” then you might want to truck it into Wilmington tonight for an ’80s dance party.
Local comedian Jeff “Jay Rock” Collins, who has worked as a DJ in the area since the, well, ’80s, will be one of the DJs for the night. (You might know Jay Rock as co-host of “The Hot Spot,” which airs on Comcast Channel 73 Mondays at 10:30 p.m.)
It all kicks off at 9:30 p.m. at Hot Tamales, 729 N. Union St., Wilmington. Bring your requests, $5 for the cover and a can of Aqua Net to get that old school smell going on.
Written by the always cool, party-hard Ryan Cormier, rumor has it Jay Rock may be shooting some B-Roll tonight for his upcoming E! Television pilot. So whip out your stone-wash jeans and come prepared to look a hot mess! It’s ’80s night in Wilmington!
Posted by Mike Matthews in The Hott Spott at 9:12 PM PST
Exasperated, besieged by global pressure,
Saddam Hussein and top aides searched for ways in the 1990s to prove to the world they’d given up banned weapons.
“We don’t have anything hidden!” the frustrated Iraqi president interjected at one meeting, transcripts show.
I’m watching Congressman John Murtha on Meet the Press. The guy is on fire, spitting out common sense left and right. Contrast his performance to that of Gen. George Casey’s stammerings and you’ve got a man who makes several awesome points on why the Iraq War has failed.
Conservative nutjobs who’ve used Rep. Murtha as a continuing punching bag ought to watch this clip. I’m sure the cool cats over at Crooks & Liars will have the clip posted a bit later.
Posted by Mike Matthews in Common Sense at 11:11 AM PST
I’m still under the influence of LIFE, so this post will be short.
As I mentioned earlier, some extenuating circumstances in my family have kept me away from blogging, though I’ve certainly kept up with reading some of my favorites.
In short, my mother was diagnosed with colon cancer two weeks ago. She underwent a tumor-removal that included removing 2/3 of her colon. Biopsies of 34 lymph nodes were taken to check if the cancer had spread outside her colon walls. The tests took a whole week to come back to us, which was the equivalent of having a gun held to my head. Would the lymph nodes test positive to the further spread of cancer or would they come back clean? Suspense is a good thing when you’re in the safety of a movie theatre or the restraints of a roller coaster. But this was damned nerve-wracking.
To keep a meandering story under control, the 34 lymph nodes came back clear! My mother is doing fine recuperating from her colon surgery. Officially labeled a Stage II Colon Cancer patient, she won’t have to undergo any chemotherapy within the near future. Tests will be heavy over the next couple of years to ensure the cancer stays away.
The other project that kept me away from the blog was our new kitchen. Because my mother was in the hospital for over two weeks, some of my family and friends took over my house for a week, totally demolishing and rebuilding our 70s-era kitchen. The place is looking great. Our 1918-built Union Park Gardens townhome is starting to look a bit more 2006!
And, finally, my mother’s jaunt in the hospital concided with finals-week at school, which was also a deterrent to my blogging.
Long story…short. There, you have the facts. Be back soon.
Posted by Mike Matthews in Personal at 10:36 AM PST
Tomorrow your king of lowered expectations will return with news of his happenings these past two weeks as well as some fresh stuff for your slime-seeking pleasure!
Thanks for keeping with me…
Update I: I promise something tonight tomorrow…really. First, though, SUSHI!
Posted by Mike Matthews in Personal at 9:05 PM PST
