Wow…got some crazy tips from multiple sources. Apparently, the Delaware GOP is so hard-up for cash that they’ve resorted to brown bag lunches. Sources tell me that yesterday’s lunch in Dewey was a bag lunch consisting of a ham and cheese sandwich, a chocolate chip cookie, and a bottle of water.

I should call Precious Priscilla Rakestraw and ask her if this lovely lunch was catered or if some toothless hick from Sussex slaughtered his own pig for the meat.

I had to ask my source if he had to eat the thing and he said he had to because he was so damn hungry. With gas prices being so high, he said he had no choice.

Posted by Mike Matthews in First State Filth