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July 5th, 2008

Dork Jargon

Back in my MBNA days, we were always being told not to use ‘bank jargon’ when speaking with customers (uh…I mean Customers).  For instance, credit analysts turned the noun ‘decision’ (as in ‘credit decision’) into a verb, as in ‘to decision’.  On many occasions, an analyst could be heard telling a Customer that their loan had yet to be ‘decisioned’.  As a grammar freak, it always sent a chill down my spine.

In Blogville, I’ve noticed a tendency to use quite a bit of jargon as well.  Here are a few of my favorites:

Red herring

Straw man

Logical fallacy

Ad hominem

I’ve also noticed that you frequently use this jargon and refuse to continue the conversation/debate on those grounds.  Here’s a sample conversation:

Bloglodyte A:  Well, I think blah, blah, blah because blah, blah, blah and then blah, blah, blah.  How is that fair?

Bloglodyte B:  That’s a logical fallacy!

Bloglodyte A:  But blah, blah, blah and then blah, blah, blah.  What did you think of blah, blah, blah?

Bloglodyte B:  That’s a red herring!

Bloglodyte A:  Wait a minute, I blah, blah, blah.  Don’t you sometimes blah, blah, blah?

Bloglodyte B:  That’s a straw man!

Bloglodyte A:  You’re an asshole.

Bloglodyte B:  Ad hominem!

As a public service, I just wanted to let all of you know that you always sound a bit pretentious when you do it and that people outside of Blogville don’t know what the hell you’re talking about and they’re making fun of you behind your backs.  If you’re ok with that, then carry on.

In your defense, at least the jargon you use appears to be comprised of real words.

Posted by Dominique in General

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11 Responses to “Dork Jargon”

  1. DanaGarrett says:

    “they’re making fun of you behind your backs”

    That sounds suspiciously like the ad populum fallacy. :)

  2. Dominique says:

    ‘ad populum fallacy’…I love it! It may just be list-worthy.

  3. Nancy Willing says:

    People who put up with MBNA for a paycheck have the permanent mark of the dork on their ass.

  4. Intercourse says:

    Lickspittle?

  5. Dominique says:

    Excellent! Lickspittle should immediately be added to the list.

    C’mon, kids, what else have I missed?

  6. DanaGarrett says:

    “C’mon, kids, what else have I missed?”

    One of my faves: arguing post hoc ergo propter hoc.

  7. G Rex says:

    Sock puppet? Just because you post under a pseudonym, it doesn’t automatically make you a paid campaign worker for Mike Protack. That’s directed at you, Al!

  8. jen says:

    Excuse me, but anyone who has read the works of Dorothy Sayers, the creator of Peter Whimsey, effete detective extraordinaire, would certainly recognize the term “red herring” as a bit of disinformation. The term is defined by Webster’s as “something that distracts attention from the real issue.” This term is hardly limited to the world of blogs. Literacy is everything–it means so much in the modern world. Even Bunter, Mr. Whimsey’s faithful manservant knew the term.

    If memory serves, one of the original Sherlock Holmes stories contains “red herring” in the title.

    However, I too have noticed that the use of “straw man” has blossomed. Why, only last month, Mr. Becnel, President of the Red Clay School Board, misused the term in one of his moments of discourse.

  9. Dominique says:

    Jen -

    That made me smile. Manservant. You slay me. :)

    It’s not that I haven’t heard the words/phrases before, it’s just that they’re not generally used in normal conversations outside of Blogville. Of course, I don’t hang out with a lot of intellectuals, so maybe that’s why they always stand out to me. Perhaps they’re bandied about with reckless abandon in those circles.

  10. jen says:

    Ah, shucks, Dom. It ain’t all that it’s cracked up to be. Them there intellectials is just some folk that has got some schoolin’ under their belts. I can swing both ways.

  11. donviti says:

    ok, dom want to see something funny :)

    look at this guys reply on my post :)

    Like usual I make a claim and you refute it with emotional rhetoric, ad homiems, and personal attacks.

    ha

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