I’m 30 years old and GAY! HEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I like cocktails and great food. I LOVE opera and good wine. I’m a trained opera singer that works in law and is slowly working my way back into the singing world, which is where I belong. Got jokes? Let’s hear them. If they’re stupid, don’t think I won’t bitch slap you! I have a new pair of 7″ stilettos in the closet with “Dumb Ass MuthaFucka” written right on them! Care to test me? Take your pick — left or right!

Michael’s mother said to him that she thinks “everyone should have a gay.” Well, guess what, honay, I’m one of Michael’s gays! And get this — he has a couple more!! Ooh, 2 for the nuts and one for the … oh, dear. Never mind! Sounds a little too freaky for even me!