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	<title>Down with Absolutes!</title>
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	<description>Wow. I say it louder.</description>
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		<title>Legal threats from Mr. FSP</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 17:49:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Matthews</dc:creator>
		
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Update II: From the comments at DelawareLiberal&#8217;s thread: Dave just keeps bringing the funny. Says the man himself: &#8220;I can’t wait to see how I become the bad guy in all of this.&#8221; Cute. Very cute.
Update: Ryan Cormier gets in on the fun and includes a hot picture of Dave Burris in his post. Dave, [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Update II:</strong> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.delawareliberal.net/2008/05/12/has-dave-burris-lost-it/#comment-32865">From the comments at DelawareLiberal&#8217;s thread</a>: Dave just keeps bringing the funny. Says the man himself: <strong>&#8220;<em>I can’t wait to see how I become the bad guy in all of this.&#8221;</em></strong> Cute. Very cute.</p>
<p><strong>Update:</strong> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/2008/05/all-dude-ever-wanted-was-his-rug-back.html">Ryan Cormier gets in on the fun</a> and includes a hot picture of Dave Burris in his post. Dave, don&#8217;t you know it&#8217;s not wise for boys of our immense size to be sitting on tables? As I tell my students, &#8220;Tables are for glasses, not for little girls&#8217; and boys&#8217;&#8230;bottoms.&#8221;</p>
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<p>I like Dave Burris. Generally, I think he&#8217;s a good guy though I like to call him out on his partisan bullshit every now and then. But he&#8217;s crossed a line. A line I&#8217;m ready to hold in front of me on behalf of my fellow bloggers around Delaware.</p>
<p>I received a threat of a subpoena roughly an hour ago ago by Mr. Burris should I not give up the source of the <a target="_blank" href="http://www.downwithabsolutes.com/index.php/2008/05/04/is-he-or-isnt-he/">Bill Lee photo I posted last week</a>. The unretouched photo is at the side. I, of course, used my minimal Microsoft Paint skills and added the obnoxious white writing.</p>
<p>I told Dave I was posting about this as my own preemptive strike. In his usual glib, arrogant way, he responded &#8220;Have fun.&#8221;</p>
<p>Dave, haven&#8217;t you learned by now that you can&#8217;t always get what you want?</p>
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		<title>Cool video of an unhinged wingnut</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 14:13:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Matthews</dc:creator>
		
		<category>Dumb stuff</category>

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Bill O&#8217;Reilly is an ass.




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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5qU4qudJYk">Bill O&#8217;Reilly is an ass</a>.</p>
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		<title>Race To The Finish</title>
		<link>http://www.downwithabsolutes.com/index.php/2008/05/11/race-to-the-finish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 03:54:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dominique</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[David Axelrove appeared on Fox News Sunday this morning in a soothing lavender shirt to launch what can only be described as an attempt to mend fences with any Clinton supporters who may have hurt feelings about the way things have turned out.  I guess he figures he’s going to need our support in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>David Axelrove appeared on Fox News Sunday this morning in a soothing lavender shirt to launch what can only be described as an attempt to mend fences with any Clinton supporters who may have hurt feelings about the way things have turned out.  I guess he figures he’s going to need our support in the fall, so he’ll probably be on as many talk shows as possible this week to speak tenderly of Hillary.  Lucky us.  At one point in the show, Chris Wallace asked him to respond to Hillary’s gaffe about Obama having difficulty capturing the votes of “working, hard-working Americans, white Americans”.  Summoning up his standard patronizing, gentle voice, he suggested that Hillary simply chose the wrong words and that he didn’t believe she meant to suggest that people of other races aren’t hard-working.  Isn’t he precious?  He thinks Hillary supporters will suddenly see him as a calm, rational voice of reason; a good guy with a good heart who really means well and, gee, only wants what’s best for the country.  Why can’t we all just get along?    </p>
<p>I’ve got news for you, Dave, that’s not a fence; it’s a giant stone and concrete wall that you managed to build and a few non-confrontational appearances replete with a kind smile and a few insincere compliments for Hillary will do nothing to chip away at it.  Sorry, but Hillary supporters aren’t likely to buy into your bullshit act.  We know that a mere 10 days ago you and Team Unity would have salivated over a quote like that and jumped on yet another golden opportunity to pull the glorious race card that will ultimately win your candidate the nomination.  Congratulations.  </p>
<p>What the Obama campaign and so many of his supporters fail to realize is that the accusations of racism that were tossed around like tin cans during a tornado will not be easily forgiven or forgotten by Hillary supporters.  Crying racism may be the great trump card of members of the far-left wing of the party when they run out of logical arguments, but the average human being (read: swing voter) is completely turned off by false charges of racism – whether they’re made in a social setting, in the workplace or in a presidential election.  Labeling someone a racist because they do not use politically eloquent words when making a statement diminishes the experiences of those who have truly suffered racism by minimizing the gravity of the offense.  It is the equivalent of a false claim of sexual harassment or rape in that it makes people skeptical of those who have legitimate claims.  Think about that the next time you decide to play that card because you don’t agree with someone’s point of view and you’re just not well-informed or clever enough to respond to it.    </p>
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		<title>Huffington vs. McCain: My money&#8217;s on the Greek goddess</title>
		<link>http://www.downwithabsolutes.com/index.php/2008/05/10/huffington-vs-mccain-my-moneys-on-the-greek-goddess/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 16:11:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Matthews</dc:creator>
		
		<category>Political Landscape</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Arianna Huffington has offered a wonderful smackdown on the media&#8217;s golden boy John McCain. She&#8217;s accusing him, of all things, of being a huge liar who misrepresents his positions on just about every issue he&#8217;s confronted with.
It&#8217;s time to now ask: Why has the &#8220;left-wing media&#8221; offered such a stunning pass on this man&#8217;s shortcomings?

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/arianna-huffington/me-and-mccain-hero-worshi_b_100378.html" target="_blank">Arianna Huffington has offered a wonderful smackdown on the media&#8217;s golden boy John McCain</a>. She&#8217;s accusing him, of all things, of being a huge liar who misrepresents his positions on just about every issue he&#8217;s confronted with.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s time to now ask: Why has the &#8220;left-wing media&#8221; offered such a stunning pass on this man&#8217;s shortcomings?
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		<title>New ideas from a worthy candidate</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 02:40:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Matthews</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[When&#8217;s the last time Rep. Mike Castle set forth new ideas for leadership in his representation of Delaware in its sole seat to the US House of Representatives? For that matter, when have Joe Biden or Tom Carper done the same? Recent memory tells me they haven&#8217;t. They certainly haven&#8217;t walked the walk and they [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When&#8217;s the last time Rep. Mike Castle set forth new ideas for leadership in his representation of Delaware in its sole seat to the US House of Representatives? For that matter, when have Joe Biden or Tom Carper done the same? Recent memory tells me they haven&#8217;t. They certainly haven&#8217;t walked the walk and they can barely talk the talk.</p>
<p>But US Congressional candidate <a target="_blank" href="http://www.hartley-nagle.com">Karen Hartley-Nagle</a> is talking and walking a lot these days. And what she has to say makes a helluva lot of sense. She&#8217;s been up and and down the state these past few weeks seeking support from individuals in all three counties. She&#8217;s a filed candidate looking forward to a robust primary season with her two Democratic opponents. She pulled a wonderful move by hiring Mat Marshall as her communications director and the fruits of his labor are already showing themselves. Several weeks ago Karen sent out her first position paper on energy. As well as naming the problems facing the country today, it also offered ACTUAL, DO-ABLE solutions to those problems. When&#8217;s the last time Mike Castle posited such ideas? Sure, stem cells, but that shit couldn&#8217;t get past the right-wing evangeliturd president currently squatting on public property.</p>
<p>Relying on a plan that seeks the elimination on the reliance of fossil fuels as well as using no nuclear power (Karen rightly says: &#8220;What do you do with the waste?&#8221;), Hartley-Nagle&#8217;s plan is sensible states &#8220;our energy future must be centered around:&#8221;</p>
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<li><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">wind, both onshore    and offshore</font></li>
<li><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">solar, both “rooftop”    units and full-scale utility plants</font></li>
<li><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">energy storage technology    to address the intermittent nature of the two aforementioned sources</font></li>
<li><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">near-total elimination    of fossil fuel usage</font></li>
<li><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">smart grid technologies    and distributed generation</font></li>
<li><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">wider use of electricity    and hydrogen for vehicle fuel</font></li>
<li><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">other renewable    sources, like tide and geothermal power</font></li>
<li><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">resource conservation    through utilization of waste (“zero waste”)</font></li>
<li><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">wider use of mass    transit, including electric trains</font></li>
<li><font size="3" face="Times New Roman">designing more energy-efficient    communities by making them more pedestrian-friendly and providing easier    access to transit.</font></li>
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<p>Sure, I sound like I&#8217;m fawning here, but I&#8217;ve known Karen for nearly two years and recognize she&#8217;s whip-smart, passionate, and eager to serve the citizens of Delaware. She&#8217;s the best person the Democrats could put up against Mike Castle. I can&#8217;t cloud the fact that should Karen win the primary that the general will be the fight of a lifetime. I&#8217;ve even told her I think it&#8217;s impossible for her to beat an entrenched incumbent that people seem to like for some strange reason.</p>
<p>But she will fight. If anyone wins, it will be the people of Delaware for having heard Karen&#8217;s passionate ideas. I look forward to her second position paper.
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		<title>Reminder: Party of the year coming up (with lots of pizza!)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 01:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mike Matthews</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been to a few of these brick-oven pizza events in Dover and they&#8217;re hella fun! On May 18, Jason from Delaware Liberal is hosting a fundraiser for Jack Markell&#8217;s gubernatorial war chest. Though I will be far away and unable to attend, you should definitely go. Sure, it&#8217;s $50 per person, but you get [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been to a few of these brick-oven pizza events in Dover and they&#8217;re hella fun! On May 18, Jason from Delaware Liberal is hosting a fundraiser for Jack Markell&#8217;s gubernatorial war chest. Though I will be far away and unable to attend, you should definitely go. Sure, it&#8217;s $50 per person, but you get TONS of food, hayrides, hot gossip from some of the coolest political folk in the state and you get to know your money is going to a great guy like Jack Markell. Details below. Be there or be a Republican:</p>
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<blockquote><p>Jason Scott and Peter Schaeffer<br />
cordially invite you to:<br />
The 2nd Annual Markell Pizza Party<br />
in honor of<br />
Jack Markell<br />
Delaware State Treasurer<br />
&#038;<br />
Candidate for Governor</p>
<p>Sunday, May 18th, 2008 11am to 3pm</p>
<p>Pleasanton Abbey<br />
1548 Persimmontree Lane<br />
Dover, DE 19901<br />
Menu<br />
Real Brick Oven Pizza<br />
Tandor Shish Kabobs<br />
Saffron Rice<br />
Salads &#038; Heavy Hors d’oeuvres<br />
Beverages<br />
Suggested Donation: $50 per person or $60 per family (Hay Rides)<br />
To RSVP, please email to Ken at Kennedy@markell.org</p>
<p>Under Delaware law, we are allowed to accept personal, PAC, partnership and<br />
corporate contributions not to exceed $1,200 per person.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Time To Say Goodbye</title>
		<link>http://www.downwithabsolutes.com/index.php/2008/05/06/time-to-say-goodbye/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 03:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dominique</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: &#8220;We hold [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.</p>
<p>I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: &#8220;We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal.&#8221;</p>
<p>I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.</p>
<p>I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.</p>
<p>I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.</p>
<p>I have a dream today.</p>
<p>I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification; one day right there in Alabama, little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.</p>
<p>I have a dream today.</p>
<p>I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together.</p>
<p>- MLK, Jr., August 28, 1963</em></p>
<p>Tonight Barack Obama won the North Carolina primary by a huge margin.  I really hope Hillary decides to drop out of the race.  It is so painfully clear that there is no way for her to win regardless of what happens going forward.  The exclusion of Michigan and Florida leaves Barack Obama with an insurmountable delegate and popular vote lead.  Even if she managed to somehow convince superdelegates to throw their support behind her because of her strength as a candidate, she’d be accused of having “stolen” the election.  </p>
<p>The Democratic National Convention will take place on the 45th anniversary of Martin Luther King, Jr.’s beautiful “I Have a Dream” speech.  During the convention, Barack Obama will be named the nominee to represent the Democratic Party in the general election.   Regardless of which candidate you support, which party you belong to, or what happens in the general election, there’s something very fitting about that.</p>
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		<title>This Just In&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 19:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dominique</dc:creator>
		
		<category>General</category>

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		<description><![CDATA[According to the WSJ and NPR, this morning the FBI raided the offices of Special Counsel Scott J. Bloch who oversees protection of federal whistleblowers.  The agents seized computers and shut down email service as part of an obstruction of justice probe.  
Oddly enough, Bloch was looking at Karl Rove’s involvement in using [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>According to the <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121009238217171025.html?mod=googlenews_wsj">WSJ</a> and <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=90223448">NPR</a>, this morning the FBI raided the offices of Special Counsel Scott J. Bloch who oversees protection of federal whistleblowers.  The agents seized computers and shut down email service as part of an obstruction of justice probe.  </p>
<p>Oddly enough, Bloch was looking at Karl Rove’s involvement in using the federal government to further political prospects of Republicans up for election.  He also started the April 2007 investigation into Rove’s missing emails and the charges that the White House was politicizing appointments.   </p>
<p>This could get very interesting…</p>
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		<title>Inept, Indeed</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 11:33:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dominique</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday Laura Bush made a rare appearance in the White House press room to slam the Myanmar government and military for their miserable handling of the aftermath of a tragic cyclone that has taken an estimated 15,000 lives.  Among other things, Mrs. Bush accused the government of having “blood on their hands” and being [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday Laura Bush made a rare appearance in the White House press room to slam the Myanmar government and military for their miserable handling of the aftermath of a tragic cyclone that has taken an estimated 15,000 lives.  Among other things, Mrs. Bush accused the government of having “blood on their hands” and being “very inept”.  And she should know.  </p>
<p>January 20, 2009, will be a great day for our country and the world.  As happy as I am to see George W. Bush leave office and his reign of mayhem come, mercifully, to an end, I am equally happy to be rid of his dear, sweet wife.  </p>
<p>For eight years I have listened to the media fawn over that woman.  Phrases like “everybody loves Laura Bush” and “Laura Bush’s approval numbers are very high” and “popular First Lady Laura Bush” make me fume.  Who loves her?  Why are her approval numbers high?  Why is she popular?  Who are these people that are being surveyed?!?!</p>
<p>I would be interested to see the gender breakdown of each survey taken on Laura Bush.  I can’t imagine that her approval numbers among women is as high as it is among men.  Ripped from a scene of Leave It to Beaver, she is weak, vapid, and meek.  If I close my eyes, I can see her vacuuming the White House carpets in her pumps, pearls and form-fitting wool dress; virtually every man’s dream.  </p>
<p>Laura Bush has accomplished next to nothing of substance in her life and her alleged popularity has set the women’s movement back 40 years.  She appears to hold no opinion of her own; she’s perfectly happy to nod – eyes firmly focused in headlights – and agree with whatever her husband says.  I doubt she’s had an original thought in years.  How could anyone – especially any woman – respect that?  Her voice is as soft and quavering as her spine and when she speaks in that slow, deliberate manner, I find myself motioning for her to speed it up, cut to the chase – SPIT IT OUT! – not because I’m ever even remotely interested in what she has to say, but because I want her to finish. I just want it to be over.  259 days and counting.    </p>
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